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But I guess ultimately what scares me about marriage is where do you find this person? You know a lot of times, most successful relationships, people meet through work, school, mutual friends. But what’s most interesting to me is when people just meet in life, just randomly. You know, I have a friend, he got married, I asked him like “Hey, uh, where’d you meet your wife?” He was like “I was leaving Bed, Bath & Beyond. I was looking for my car - I drive a gray Prius. I saw a different gray Prius, I thought it was mine, I walked up to it, I realized I had the wrong car, but I bumped into Carol, we started talking, that was that”. That’s unbelievable. Think about all the random factors that had to come together to make this one moment possible - this one moment that changed these two people’s entire lives: First off, this guy has to live in this particular town. Then he has to get a gray Prius. Then he has to need to go to Bed, Bath & Beyond. Then he has to go to that particular Bed, Bath & Beyond. Then there has to be another guy who also lives in town, also drives a gray Prius, also needs to go to Bed, Bath & Beyond, also goes to that particular Bed, Bath & Beyond at around the same time. Then they have to both park somewhat near each other, my friend has to leave before the other guy leaves, see the wrong Prius, think it’s his, walk up to it. Then the woman, Carol, needs to be near the wrong gray Prius for a million other random reasons. They bump into each other, they start talking, their entire lives are changed. That’s the most amazing and terrifying thing about life. It is, cause the amazing thing is that at any moment, any one of us can have that moment that totally changes our lives. You could be leaving the show tonight, bump into someone… it could change your life. You don’t know, that could happen. The terrifying thing is… what if we’re all supposed to be at Bed Bath & Beyond right now?

Aziz Ansari, Buried Alive (via psych-facts)

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pineapple-ox:
Are you pro homosexuality?

thelovenotebook:

kushandwizdom:

Honestly, I’m pro “do whatever the fuck you like as long as you’re not hurting people”.. so if two people love each other, what business of that is mine?

The problem in today’s society is that we are too involved in other peoples business, the most important question should be..

Are you pro you?

More good vibes here

uknaturals:

Love this!!! @nubianskin does lingerie in NUDE shades for all skin tones!!

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bigmacmami:

Yeah wtf y’all ain’t that special

lovelyandbrown:

OOOOOOMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOSHHHH

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cwtch87:

prdzx:

Madisin Bradley

Her face is perfect. It’s like a Barbie doll.

http://prettyboyshyflizzy.tumblr.com/post/95406846994/youaintgotttaliecraig-fathermercer

youaintgotttaliecraig:

fathermercer:

shutupmexicans:

nawyougood:

fish-dinner-connoisseur:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

I remember one time i was over my mans house playing 2k and he tried to buck up on his girl to show off and it backfired

Girl: *comes home from…

prettyboyshyflizzy:

mangosmoothie7:

reina-negrita:

There’s so much going on here that needs explaining?

What is Taylor doing with her body?

why is lorde yodeling?

Why is jordin latched unto Jason like she don’t wanna catch some of the craziness that’s afflicting these white folks?

someone pls 

god

this is just….

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